D_ct_on

September 15, 2008

realzed   refer to myself a lot not only n wrtng, but also n talkng , and n thnkng as well. Or maybe   just thnk   do,  ‘m not sure.   have been thnkng about how much   thnk about myself a lot , especally when bloggng or really communcatng n general.  ‘ve come to the concluson  ‘m going to get  t all out rght here. All the lttle snppets of useless nfo about me   try to communcate that really are just stupd and pontless, and that you don’t care to know.  ‘ll start with bodly function type stuff. Dgeston fartng and such, the sounds of dgeston brngs me actual joy.   lke when  t’s late and  ‘m stll awake layng around dong nothng to lsten to my belly rumble, and tumble, and sqush, and splash away.   also enjoy the nature of boogers. whle not my top prefered source of entertanment, when there s absolutely nothng else to do n the middle of the day   fnd,   will pck a few specmens out. Then   wll test the congealng propertes capable, the dfferng textures, the surprsng lack of smell, and the many colors of them. All are of slght interest at tmes. Some other slghtly entertanng thngs   enjoy greatly, hhmmm,   do lke rony a good bt. Probably a bt too much,   lke to take rony to the brnk. Where t falls between almost funny and not so wtty. And as f all ths, what   try to communcate, wasn’t bad enough. Most of the tme t comes out n awkward ways and sometmes panfully awkward tmes. .e. ths entre post.

While the reading of this post was not the easiest, reffering to grammar(assuming you could bare to read it), writing came a little easier being that I could use “I” as much as I wanted to(assuming you read any of it). how much of this did you actually read? did you select certain parts out?  Or did you skip the whole mess of the thing?

One Response to “D_ct_on”

  1. Trent said

    CW, man this post was hilarious and very smart. I believe more and more now that you need to study English or Philosophy…History would be good too.

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